ALL RIGHT, MISTY, WE'RE GOIN' ON LIVE.
IS EVERYTHING READY?
HERE'S YOUR COFFEE TUBE, MISTY.
YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING,
WE SHOULD DO A PIECE ON BAROMETRIC PRESSURE.
THAT'S ABSURD!
WHAT, BAROMETRIC PRESSURE?
NO, THAT YOU WERE THINKING.
I'M MISTY BREEZE, HONEY.
I DO THE WEATHER.
YOU...UH...
BRING THE COFFEE.
[SLURPING]
GRRR!
[THUNDER]
GRRR!
BOY! THIS IS GONNA BE A BIG ONE.
YOU SAID IF I TOLD HER MY IDEA, YOU'D BACK ME UP.
OH, COME ON, PAULA.
YOU CAN'T BE ON-AIR.
YOU'RE--YOU'RE TOO YOUNG,
YOU'RE INEXPERIENCED AND--WELL, LET'S JUST SAY
THE CAMERA LOVES YOU...
WHEN YOU'RE BEHIND IT.
WHAT?
GRRR!
NO ONE APPRECIATES ME!
[GASPS] MISTY'S SCRIPT!
OH, SHE'S GONNA...
Misty: WHERE'S MY SCRIPT?
I NEED MY SCRIPT, ROB.
I CAN'T MAKE UP THE WEATHER, YOU KNOW.
[SLURP]
PTOO!
THIS IS COLD, YOU TWIT!
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WORTHLESS!
GRRR!
I KNOW MORE ABOUT THE WEATHER
THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW!
[THUNDER]
AAH!
WHAT WAS THAT?
MY HAIR!
WE'RE ON IN 30!
TRY AND LOSE THAT CLOUD IN THE MEANTIME!
LET ME DO IT.
NO! PAULA, YOU--
WHAT OTHER CHOICE DO YOU HAVE?
HMM.
OK, WE'RE GOING LIVE IN 3...
2...
THIS IS PAULA HAZE,
AND I'M STANDING IN CITY HALL PLAZA,
WHERE A GIANT STORM IS BREWING OVER ACMETROPOLIS.
THERE'S LIGHTNING,
THUNDER...
[THUNDER]
AND DANGEROUSLY HIGH WINDS.
AAH! AAH!
PAULA!
AAH!
WHAT IS SHE DOING?
CUT! STOP TAKE!
I AM MISTY BREEZE.
I DO THE WEATHER!
HA HA HA! WELL, THERE'S A CHANGE IN THE AIR, MISTY,
BECAUSE I AM THE WEATHER!
[SCREAMING]
SORRY, MISTY.
YOUR PROGRAM'S BEEN CANCELED!
THEY SAID I COULDN'T BE ON THE AIR.
WELL, I AM NOW!
HA HA HA HA HA!
[THUNDER]
[LAUGHING]
IN THE YEAR 2772,
A METEOR STRIKES THE CITY PLANET
OF ACMETROPOLIS, KNOCKING IT OFF ITS AXIS.
THIS COSMIC EVENT RELEASES SUPERNATURAL FORCES,
UNLEASHING A NEW KIND OF HERO--
THE LOONATICS.
[CREAKS]
[GRUNTING]
ARRGGHH!
THAT'S IT! NOW!
THERE WE GO.
THAT OUGHT TO KEEP DUCK FROM COMPLAINING.
WE'RE DONE. NOW, WAS THAT SO HARD?
[GRUNTING]
UGH! AAH!
THANKS A LOT, SLAM.
JUST IN TIME FOR ME TO MISS MY FAVORITE TV PERSONALITY
OF ALL TIME--MISTY BREEZE!
DUCK! WHAT?
I BREAK MORE NAILS PICKING UP AFTER YOU GUYS.
[GRUMBLING]
SUCH LANGUAGE.
AAH!
AAH--UFF!
OHH!
AH--
MISTY BREEZE!
[HEART BEATING RAPIDLY]
DON'T JUST STAND THERE, YOU DOLT!
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
AAH! UNH!
I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN.
DANGER DUCK AT YOUR SERVICE, HOT STUFF.
THANK YOU. DON'T GET TOO CLOSE.
MISTY AND HER CREW ARE BROADCASTING
FROM CITY HALL PLAZA.
I JUST DON'T GET IT.
WHO WOULD EVER WANT TO HARM THE LOVELY MISTY BREEZE?
ANYBODY WHO'S EVER MET HER?
JEALOUS?
Zodavia: LOONATICS, WE'RE RECEIVING REPORTS
THAT A STRANGE WEATHER PHENOMENON IS MATERIALIZING
ALL OVER THE PLANET.
SAY, ZODAVIA, ISN'T MONITORING THE WEATHER
MORE OF A JOB FOR...
MISTY BREEZE?
NOT THIS KIND OF WEATHER.
YOU BETTER MOVE FAST, LUNATICS.
ZODAVIA, OUT.
ARRGGHH!
[GROANING]
[MUTTERING] SORRY.
PAULA...ASSISTANT... THE SCRIPT...
MISTY...WET HAIR... CRAZY WEATHER...HA HA HA!
STORM. MISTY GONE.
HEY, I'M GONNA NEED SOME MORE WORDS
THERE, PAL. GOT ANY VERBS?
HERE'S ONE. LOOK!
NO STEALING MY THUNDER, LOONATICS.
BACK OFF!
THAT'S HER.
CLOUD CREATURES,
PUT THESE HEROES IN A FOG.
AMAZING. WAS THIS IN THE FORECAST?
OOH, SCARY CLOUDS. WHAT?
YOU GONNA STOP US FROM GETTING A TAN?
YUUH--MAYBE STOP US FROM BREATHING?
OK, CHIEF, WHAT'S THE PLAN?
KICK SOME CLOUD.
WHOA!
HEY, WATCH THE FOOT! IT'S LUCKY.
HERE'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE ON A SUNNY DAY.
I COULD BE WRONG, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE ALIVE.
HOW'S THAT POSSIBLE? CLOUDS ARE JUST FOR MAKING RAIN,
NOT STRIKING TERROR IN THE HEART OF THE CITY. OW! OW!
OH! OHH!
A PRESENT FOR YOU...
VIA DUCK MAIL!
LET'S PUMP UP THE CLOUDS AND BRING IN THE FOG.
YOO-HOO, PUFFY BOY. UNH!
OH! THERE YOU ARE.
[GRUNTS]
YAA-HA HA HOW!
OOPS. VERY SORRY THERE, TECH.
ACE, MY INTERNAL RADAR CAN'T DISTINGUISH BETWEEN
WHAT'S A CREATURE AND WHAT'S PLAIN OLD FOG.
AND IT'S GETTING PRETTY HARD TO AVOID THE GRI--ACK!
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE HELP HIM OUT, SLAM?
[GAGGING] YOU BET.
SLAM, ONE, CLOUD, NONE.
AAH!
CLOUDS OF THUNDER, DESTROY THEM!
GRRRR!
HYAH!
ARRGGGH!
CLOUDS ABSORB WATER.
AND TO THINK I ONLY GOT A "B" IN SCIENCE.
THAT'S GREAT, LEXI,
BUT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO MAKE 'EM BIGGER?
WHOA.
OOH! I WANNA TRY THAT. I WANNA TRY THAT,
I WANNA TRY THAT. HERE I GO.
ARRGGHH!
AND ME WITHOUT MY SLICKER.
WATER EGG, PLEASE, WAITING FOR WATER EGG.
WATER EGG!
MMM!
ORANGE JUICE WILL DO THE TRICK, TOO.
PESKY DUCK!
AAH!
YOU MAY HAVE WON THIS ROUND,
LOONATICS, BUT I'M THE STAR HERE!
KEEP THAT CAMERA POINTED AT ME!
I'VE GOT BREAKING NEWS.
HEAR ME, ACMETROPOLIS!
I AM WEATHERVANE, AND TONIGHT
THERE IS A 100% CHANCE OF DESTRUCTION!
[ECHOING]
[LAUGHING]
AND IT'S A REAL SHOCK!
[GASPS]
AAH HA HA HA HA AAH!
Ace: NICE LIGHTNING ROD, TECH.
THAT'S DEFINITELY GOING TO EARN YOU
SOME VACATION TIME.
CAN I TAKE IT RIGHT NOW?
WELL, LET ME THINK ABOUT IT. YES, NO, YES--NO!
Weathervane: ALL THE ELEMENTS
ARE AT MY COMMAND.
I DON'T NEED TO REPORT THE STORY.
I AM THE STORY.
[LAUGHTER] MAKE SURE YOU GET THIS.
IT'LL MAKE EVERYONE FORGET ABOUT MISTY BREEZE.
FORGET ABOUT MISTY BREEZE?
WHY, I'D SOONER FORGET, UH...WHAT'S-HER-NAME HERE.
TIME FOR YOU TO BE GONE WITH THE WIND!
All: WHOA!
[SCREAMING]
YEOW!
YEAH!
LOOK, MOMMY, I'M ON TV.
YOU'RE ON, SLAM.
[GROWLS]
ACE! HELP!
GOTCHA!
OOF! THANKS.
NOT LIKIN' THIS!
[SCREAMS]
I WAS GONNA GET YOU NEXT.
I GOT IMPATIENT.
[SLAM MUTTERING]
[CHEERING]
THEY DEFEATED MY CLOUDS,
MY LIGHTNING, MY TORNADO,
BUT CAN THEY DEFEAT ALL OF THEM AT ONCE?
I RELEASE ALL THE FORCES OF THE ELEMENTS UPON YOU,
ACMETROPOLIS!
BRING ME MISTY BREEZE, OR START BUILDING AN ARK!
MOVE IT, LOONATICS!
[ALL SCREAMING]
COME ON, GANG, LET'S GET THAT MONORAIL!
All: AAH!
HELP!
[GROANING]
GOOD JOB, SLAM.
OOH! OOH! OOH!
SO, WHO ORDERED THE ACME HEROES?
[CHEERING]
OH, I KNEW HIS GREAT-GREAT- GREAT-GRANDFATHER.
[THUNDER]
BOX HER IN!
ONE OF US FROM EACH SIDE. GO!
OK, WEATHERVANE,
YOUR FORECAST CALLS FOR...
AAH! DON'T HURT ME!
AW, I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO FINISH MY LINE.
WHERE'D SHE GO?
I DON'T KNOW.
SHE JUST FLEW UP AND VANISHED.
HEY, REV,
DOES YOUR RADAR SHOW ANYBODY ELSE IN DANGER?
WELL, A LOT OF WET PEOPLE, BUT NOBODY IN ANY DANGER,
UNLESS YOU COUNT SOGGY UNDERWEAR AS DANGER.
Ace: WE SHOULD EVACUATE THE AREA.
Lexi: THE WHOLE AREA? WHY?
I GOT A LITTLE FEELING SOMETHING BIG IS COMING.
UNH!
SUSPICIONS CONFIRMED, ACE.
ZODAVIA.
THERE'S AN UNNATURAL ENERGY FORCE
BREWING WITH INTENSITY
35 MILES OFF THE ACMETROPOLIS COAST.
ALL EFFORTS TO CONTAIN WEATHERVANE HAVE FAILED.
WITH ALL THIS WATER, WE COULD SURE USE A DUCK.
YEAH. WHERE IS DUCK?
Ace: DUCK, WHERE ARE YOU?
I'M ON A PERSONAL MISSION.
PERSONAL? HEY, DUCK, WE DON'T DO TH--[BEEP]
ANYBODY WHO INSULTS MISTY BREEZE
INSULTS DANGER DUCK.
EXCUSE ME, BUBBLEHEAD,
BUT AS MISTY BREEZE'S BIGGEST FAN,
I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK THAT YOU APOLOGIZE
TO HER RIGHT NOW.
MISTY BREEZE?
SHE IS NOTHING COMPARED TO ME!
[CHUCKLES] WELL, SOMEBODY HAS AN EGO.
YAAAH!
AND A TEMPER.
WHOA!
I AM QUEEN OF THE ELEMENTS, A WEATHER GODDESS!
[LAUGHING]
[GRUNTS] AAH!
DID YOU SEE THAT COMING, MISTY HATER?
YOU AGAIN?
NOBODY DISSES MISTY BREEZE,
OR YOU ANSWER TO THE VICE PRESIDENT
AND FOUNDING MEMBER OF HER INTERNATIONAL FAN CLUB!
I ANSWER TO NO ONE BECAUSE I--
EXCUSE ME, MISS PARTLY CLOUDY.
YOU'VE HAD YOUR MOMENT. I'M TRYING TO EXPOUND HERE!
I'VE HEARD ENOUGH!
NOW, THERE'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY.
DUCK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHERE'S WEATHERVANE?
I HOPE THAT'S NOT HER.
[LAUGHTER]
THE DRAGON IS HEADING BACK TO ACMETROPOLIS!
[ROARS]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[ROAR]
OH HO HO HO!
A BUSTED FIRE HYDRANT IS NOT GONNA TAKE
THAT THING OUT.
HEY, UH, TECH, I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU HAVE A REALLY BIG HAIR DRYER?
IF YOU'RE THINKING OF EVAPORATING
THAT THING, IT WOULD TAKE
A HAIR DRYER ABOUT, OH, A MILE WIDE.
NAH, NAH, NAH. HEY, REV, ANY IDEA
WHERE WE CAN FIND THE HOTTEST SPOT
WITHIN A HUNDRED MILES?
OH, BABY, DO I HAVE A FIERY HOTSPOT
FOR YOU GUYS! THIS IS GONNA
BURN THE HAIR OFF, YOU GET TOO CLOSE!
MAN, THIS PLACE IS SCORCHIN'!
GOT IT. WE JUST NEED SOME BAIT.
WHY'S EVERYBODY LOOKING AT ME?
LEMME GUESS... ME AGAIN.
THIS GONNA WORK?
IF THE LAVA DEPTH CHARGE IS IN SYNC
WITH THE TARGETING MECHANISM, THERE SHOULD
BE ENOUGH COMBUS--
ENGLISH, TECH!
YEAH. IT SHOULD GO BOOM.
THAT'S ALL WE NEED.
AND THAT'LL ACTIVATE THE VOLCANO?
YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE.
HEY, GUYS? IT'S SHOW TIME.
MISTY PREDICTED THE WEATHER,
NOT NIGHTMARES!
WELL, LOOK AT THE MIGHTY STORM DRAGON,
ACTING ALL BIG AND SUPERIOR.
LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING, DRAGON LADY--
MISTY'S STILL NUMBER ONE IN MY CHARTS!
OH HO! MISSED ME!
WHOO HOO! MISSED ME AGAIN!
AND AGAIN.
[ROAR]
WHOA HO! BAD AIM!
IS THAT AS FAST AS YOU CAN GO?
YOU'RE SUCH A SAD EXCUSE FOR A MONSTER,
MUCH LESS A WEATHER GIRL. HO HO! PATHETIC.
SLAM CAN WITHSTAND THE HEAT BETTER
THAN ANY OF US.
TAKE THIS UP THERE, AND WHEN I SAY NOW...
PUSH THIS RED BUTTON AND THROW IT
INTO THE VOLCANO. GOT THAT? NOW.
[GRUNTS] YEAAH.
Both: SLAM!
Recording: DETONATION IN 30 SECONDS.
NO, NOT NOW NOW! NOW LATER!
LATER?
Recording: 17, 16...
JUST GET IT UP THERE--NOW!
[SHOUTING GIBBERISH]
YOU WANT MISTY, YOU BAG OF WIND?
CATCH ME!
YEAH, DOC!
WHOO HOO!
10...9...
8...7...
[MUMBLING]
[PANTING]
4...3... HA!
CHANCE OF EXPLOSION... 100%!
Tech: OH! MY PORTALAB! I JUST BUILT IT!
FORGET THE PORTALAB, TECH. LET'S JET!
MY PORTALAB--DESTROYED! NO!
IT NEVER HARMED ANYONE!
WOW...
HE REALLY NEEDS TO GET OUT MORE.
I'M PICKING UP ZODAVIA'S SIGNAL.
THERE ARE NO TRACES LEFT OF THE STORM DRAGON.
BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO WEATHERVANE
REMAINS A MYSTERY.
WE CAN ONLY ASSUME SHE ESCAPED.
GOOD JOB, LOONATICS.
WHO IS THIS? ZODAVIA--
I'M THE ONLY PRETTY FACE ON THIS CHANNEL!
MISTY! THIS IS MY CHANCE!
IN 3, 2...
THIS IS MISTY BREEZE,
AND THE MASSIVE STORM FRONT THAT BATTERED ACMETROPOLIS
APPEARS TO HAVE FINALLY COME TO AN END.
I FOR ONE AM-- AHEM!
[GROANS] UHH!
AH...[GIGGLES]
CUT! CAN I HELP YOU?
OH, YES. IT'S ME, DUCK!
REMEMBER, YOUR NUMBER-ONE FAN?
UH-HUH? I WAS JUST WONDERING
IF I COULD GET YOU TO SIGN A FEW THINGS.
OK, FINE, BUT MAKE IT QUICK.
HERE'S YOUR FAN CLUB PICTURE.
OK.
YOUR OFFICIAL WEATHER COOKBOOK.
HEY!
YOUR COMMEMORATIVE BEACH TOWEL!
[GROANS]
WHAT ELSE?
OH, AND, HA...
THIS INFLATABLE BEACH BALL.
HOW MANY MORE OF THESE THINGS DO YOU HAVE?
OH, NOT MANY. JUST ALL YOUR POSTERS,
ALL YOUR BOOKS,
YOUR DISCARDED CHEWING GUM,
YOUR EIGHTH GRADE REPORT CARD...
ALL YOUR LITTLE SHAKY SNOW GLOBES OF YOU
IN THAT TINY PARKA...
JUST THE ESSENTIALS.
ENOUGH!
MAYBE WE SHOULD LEAVE THESE TWO LOVEBIRDS ALONE.
NEXT, YOUR LIMITED-EDITION
SWEAT SOCK SET.
I WORE THEM EVERY DAY.
[GROAN]